Iran Accepts European Nuke Deal: Includes Instructions On How To Make An A-Bomb
European nations negotiating with Iran over its nuclear program initially offered the upstart threat a free light-water nuclear reactor. The President of Iran, however, responded by becoming petulant, calling the offer a “colonial” insult and demanding to know if we think hes a child.
Determined to reach an agreement in a way that would avoid the unfortunate necessity of bombing Irans nuclear facilities, the Europeans then opted to come right out and offer exactly what the fundamentally wrong mullahdom yearns for: step-by-step instructions on how to make an atom bomb, along with enough enriched uranium for its scientists to get to work on it haste post haste.
Unsurprisingly, the offer immediately had irresistible appeal to the cranium of Iranian President Ahmadinejad, who stated, Thank you, thank you so much! Now, we have everything we want.”
“The crisis is over,” French President Jacques Chirac assured an anxious world. “We have reached an agreement with Iran. And, with his not infrequent implied backhand to the U. S., he added, And...
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