Everyone talks about how to be successful through hard work and effort. Forget that! Im going to take a different approach. Im going to show you how to lose all your hard earned money and fake your own death (I mean destiny), and be successful at it.
Step 1: Be a Sissy-
Being a sissy has nothing to do with physical strength and everything to do with mental strength. I know you want to be successful but youre too afraid to make a commitment to your dream. Youre scared to take chances. Youre scared to make choices. You want everything to be perfect before you can take a risk. Yeah, right! That day will come when Hell and my mothers famous spicy hot Sancocho soup freezes (authors note: my money is on Hell freezing over first). Nonetheless, dont do anything until one of the following has occurred: All the stars in the constellation have aligned themselves perfectly, youve spotted a once extinct Dodo bird, or someone absolutely guarantees you that you will not fail. Until one of these things are in place, dont do anythingbe a sissy.
Step 2: Listen to Stupid People-
Oh, this is one of my favorite. There are two types of people out there: successful and...