Now that a sorry geek such as you has finally landed the girl of your dreams and everyone elses dreams, lets get to the hard part. The part where you keep the girl interested in you. This can also be described as the part where you end up selling your family fortunes and end up penniless, but that doesnt matter as long as youve managed to keep your girl right.
Now let us analyze the concept of a date. The origins of the word Date lie in ancient Arabia, where the summers, the springs, the girls and the winters are always hot. The age old tradition of Arabia decreed that males seen going out with females had to be violently punished. Hence hanging out inside the city was a little impossible, unless the wife was ok to the idea of a thing-less husband. So what the hormone heavy kids did was, they used to go out in the desert and hang out under the shade of the date palms. The word stuck and hence we go dating nowadays.
Now, your date location is highly dependent on what sort of a person you are. Theres a concept in France where a huge barrel is filled with grapes and people get to stomp on them and laugh and screech and pretend to have lots of fun while doing it. If...