Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflammed Boil; Aims ...

Ehud Olmert, MD, Lances Inflammed Boil; Aims To Drain Infection

Noticing that inflammatory behavior by Hezbollah and Hamas has been festering more and more acutely, Ehud Olmert, MD in this case, Military Doctor decided that, to avoid a wider infection, he had to lance the boil...

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Dolphins Know Each Other By Name; Also Play ...

Dolphins Know Each Other By Name; Also Play Poker On Saturday Night

Dolphins, which we already know are unusually bright, especially for mammals without arms or legs, are apparently even smarter than we suspected. In a recent study of dolphin behavior, it was determined that the clever...

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Diving For Treasure In My Own Living Room

So, time arrived for replacing the living room furniture. Grandpa and I had our same sofa, loveseat, extra chair, tables, and lamps from our thirty-five years of marriage. Still leaning toward denial, we agreed blue remains our favorite color, not one person has fallen all the way to the floor...

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Dick Cheney Enrolls At Dale Carnegie; ...

Vice President Cheney, upon his return from a visit to former Soviet Bloc nations, during which he criticized Russian President Putin in unusually direct, if correct, terms, found himself suffering from shortness of breath. Hesitant about consulting a doctor immediately, he performed a...

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Despite Video-Game Mania, Little League ...

Despite Video-Game Mania, Little League Baseball Still Hits It Off With Kids

Having conceded some time ago that the usual childhood in America is being despairingly twisted by the current popularity of moronically violent video games, I was pleasantly surprised to discover that the...

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Democrats Search For Platform; Find It In ...

Democrats Search For Platform; Find It In FDR’s Basement

The Democratic Party, sensing electoral weakness in the war-ravaged Republican Party, began an intensive search for a platform that might lead to a rejuvenation of their own habitually unfocused and widely unattractive...

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Crime Prevention And Horse Sense

The city of New York has discovered that using horses to help police the city is a boon of such magnitude that it has decided to double the number of equine public servants in its stable.

It seems that an officer on a horse is not only more visible and imposing. Hes even more...

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Crazy student hostel

The State University of Odessa. Late 1980-s. Department of Romance and Germanic Languages. And it means that only five or six rooms out of 50 were occupied by males. I should mention, that this ratio 1:10 really interfered with mens concentration upon their studies.

I shared my room...

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Conversation In An Age Of Confusion

What do people talk about when they all believe different things and nobody is sure what the other person believes?

Then you add to that the usual courtesy that most people dont want to offend other people, especially when it comes to the topics people disagree about with the most...

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Comedy Podcasts

Many podcasts are available to subscribe to and watch in a variety of genres, and one of these is the comedy podcast. Every small scale wannabe writer has a chance to become a comedian through podcasting, since the low entry cost allows people to start podcasting with minimum effort and money....

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Comedy & Laughter to Highlight Everyday ...

Comedy & Laughter to Highlight Everyday Middle Eastern & Arab Problems !

More than just entertaining the average visitor, KarKarToon.com attempts to put the Arab World’s harsh REALITY into clear perspective. Through simple but genuine humor: “A Sarcastic Insight into...

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Come Out With Your Checkbook Open

Joey, daring the spotlights that were scanning the warehouse in which he was holed up, took a quick look out the window at the crowd below, and shouted, Never, you dirty, rotten bill collectors! Then he ducked back to the haven beneath the sill.

He recently got more into debt than usual ...

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