The morning after the night before. You wake up on the floor of your room in the same clothes you wore last night and you can still taste the remnants of the takeaway you devoured on the way home. Upon opening your eyes you utter the immortal and too often spoken words I’m never drinking...

Tom Cruise, the biggest male box-office attraction in American cinema, that is, until he recently displayed a variety of astonishingly off-putting antics, has now taken another dramatic step in his imaginative quest to end his career, which was largely based on his once seemingly cute and...

I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn’t colored in years and I got the strange urge to out of the blue. I also bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons. The box says they are non-toxic which is a relief. I just wonder who sells the toxic crayons and how they compare in price...

Inspiration for the articles I write does not always come instantly. That’s why I spend hours upon hours each day surfing the internet and visiting various websites. This may sound like time wasted or goofing off but I assure you that I am working. While some writers find that long walks...

Thought for the Day: Why Doing a Task Twice Is Better Than Planning and Doing It Once

Yesterday, I was repairing part of the eaves on my house. It had sustained some water damage, and I needed to add a two-by-four piece of wood for some extra support.

I had already cut another,...

Last night my wife, Nancy, and I were alone in the house. We were just falling asleep when we were startled by a thunderous thump and a loud, drawn-out dragging sound coming from somewhere within our house.

We both sat up in bed and Nancy whispered, What was that?

Now how am I...

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub …

If you are extremely drunk and swear you will never drink too much again, you will forget this when you are sober.

If you had to identify, in one word,...

Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef; Cites Role Of Food And Wine

While The Theory of Evolution has received numerous challenges since Darwin proposed it, none seems to have taken the scientific community with such devastating surprise as the theory recently proposed by a French...

Todd, out of town on business and looking for a bit of comfort, knew he was in trouble when the topless dancer he just couldnt say no to slipped his next twenty into her silver garter, and, with a twinkle in her green eyes, asked, Would you like to go to the champagne room? Its more private in...

The TOP 50 WAYS to Survive College for the First-Time-Off-To-College Kid

1.Never miss a meal you might regret it later that hour.
2.Park your car accessibly close.
3.Dont park in timed zones (2 hour, etc.) parking overtime adds up.
4.Dont park in No Parking zones ...

Ive never thought of myself as a brave man, but its nice to know if youll be able to handle yourself in a dangerous situation. One morning on my drive to work such an occasion occurred. I was cruising down the road and singing off-key to the radio when I suddenly had the gut wrenching feeling...

What can you do with humor?

Sure you can have fun with itor else why do people pay for the comedy shows and those comedy channels? You can also use it reduce tension, find a great bargain, keep your children in their seatsyou name it. There are a thousand and one use of humor, but it...