Sweet Trap

Last week, I came across a voice chat room, which was full of impressive nicknames. From the beginning, I started to notice an Asian female because of her appealing voice and her interesting way of telling love stories. It must be a very cute girl, I thought.

She was a talent storyteller....

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Surgeon General Uncertain About What ...

Surgeon General Uncertain About What Hospital To Check His Grandmother Into

The Surgeon General, after reading the results of a recent report about the alarming number of fatalities in U. S. hospitals that are due to preventable human error, was uncertain about what hospital to check his...

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Supreme Court Rules On Where Fish Can Swim

The Supreme Court ruled in favor of two Michigan land owners who maintained that fish had no right to swim in the water on their property and, as a result, the developers should be able to grace the wetlands with a shopping mall and a condominium.

Until now, the courts had generally...

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Sun Will Only Burn For 5 Billion More Years; ...

Sun Will Only Burn For 5 Billion More Years; Humans Express Concern

We are often reminded that the sun will only shine in a way that can support life way out here on the earth for only about another five billion years. Sensing the eventuality of the cataclysm, were easily inclined to...

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Studies Show Teenage Drinking Kills Brain ...

Studies Show Teenage Drinking Kills Brain Cells; Oh, That Explains Everything

We always knew teens often walk a bit on the wild side, and we had the inclination to misbehave abundantly ourselves.

Now we know at least part of the reason for our wiliness.

Studies suggest that...

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Stop Needling Me!

Sometimes it’s possible to accomplish something important by doing nothing at all. Well, actually, I did do something. I resisted. I think that counts. Here’s my story.

Many of my friends have been getting pierced and tattooed for years. It’s huge. Every neighborhood has...

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Steven Hawking Asks How Human Race Can ...

Steven Hawking Asks How Human Race Can Survive. NewsLaugh Presents Ten Ideas Called Look, Dummy.

The brilliant British astrophysicist, Steven Hawking, has invited people to submit suggestions to his Website via Yahoo on how the human race might last another hundred years. Given that the...

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Stand Up Comedienne – Gagging For A ...

What type of person sees the funny side of a joke or gag told by a stand up comedienne, what type of person doubles over with laughter after the punch line of a joke has been delivered?

What kind of person is more prone to giggle when watching someone play the fool? Well the answer to...

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Songwriter Confessions #1

Looking up this week from getting a reggae backing to sound like St Ann rather than St Felicity, I spotted the small dark mist in the usual corner behind the left monitor speaker. I have sometimes believed absolutely that this is my best muse, back from a pizza run to the outer starbelt. Or...

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Smoking Gun In Cancer Revealed; It’s ...

OK, smoke fans, the facts are out once again. According to the new and pretty inarguable Cancer Atlas and the updated Tobacco Atlas, which were published by The American Cancer Society, if “Smoky, The Scare” gets his way, tobacco use is projected to kill a billion people in this...

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Sit Back And Remember

Why is it, that any holiday, time off, or event, someone is sick? Do they plan it that way? I was sitting today, pondering, reminissing, and it came to my attention that every function I have ever attended had at least one of my family members sitting with the sniffles.

I was 7 years old....

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Sex Surveys Of Teenagers Prove Inaccurate: ...

Sex Surveys Of Teenagers Prove Inaccurate: Teens Tend To Become Virgins Again

The validity of surveys of teenage sexual behavior has recently been brought into serious question. While it has always been known that many members of the age group may exaggerate the extent of their sexual...

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