Travel Jokes

Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.

Travel Jokes

1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and...

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Top 10 Hangover Cures

The morning after the night before. You wake up on the floor of your room in the same clothes you wore last night and you can still taste the remnants of the takeaway you devoured on the way home. Upon opening your eyes you utter the immortal and too often spoken words I’m never drinking...

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Activities That Encourage Fine Motor ...

Fine motor skills involve the movement and dexterity of hands and fingers. These skills are the ones that allow your infant to grasp her toys and are used by your toddler when he manipulates and turns his toys between his hands. The primary use of fine motor skills in everyday life is for...

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Tom Cruise Renounces Scientology; Becomes ...

Tom Cruise, the biggest male box-office attraction in American cinema, that is, until he recently displayed a variety of astonishingly off-putting antics, has now taken another dramatic step in his imaginative quest to end his career, which was largely based on his once seemingly cute and...

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Timothy Ward’s Great Coloring Book ...

I bought a coloring book yesterday from Wal-Mart. I hadn’t colored in years and I got the strange urge to out of the blue. I also bought a 24-pack of Crayola crayons. The box says they are non-toxic which is a relief. I just wonder who sells the toxic crayons and how they compare in price...

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Timothy Ward IS Hotter Than You

Inspiration for the articles I write does not always come instantly. That’s why I spend hours upon hours each day surfing the internet and visiting various websites. This may sound like time wasted or goofing off but I assure you that I am working. While some writers find that long walks...

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Acquaint Yourself With The Medieval Weapons

At present it is common knowledge that the medieval knights used to fight their battles with the weapons that belonged to them. To make it through all the odds and triumph over his opponent on the battlefield the knights needed to choice the best weapon in their disposal. During the middle Ages,...

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Thought for the Day: Why Doing a Task Twice ...

Thought for the Day: Why Doing a Task Twice Is Better Than Planning and Doing It Once

Yesterday, I was repairing part of the eaves on my house. It had sustained some water damage, and I needed to add a two-by-four piece of wood for some extra support.

I had already cut another,...

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Things That Go Bump in the Night

Last night my wife, Nancy, and I were alone in the house. We were just falling asleep when we were startled by a thunderous thump and a loud, drawn-out dragging sound coming from somewhere within our house.

We both sat up in bed and Nancy whispered, What was that?

Now how am I...

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Accent Tables A Great Way To Express ...

Few pieces of home dcor offer home owners the ability to express themselves like accent tables. Accent tables are important pieces of any homes look that allow not only the ability to look good, but also a great deal of functionality. Most of the time people use accent tables to express...

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Things I have learned

Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. But if you do, sleep in the bathtub …

If you are extremely drunk and swear you will never drink too much again, you will forget this when you are sober.

If you had to identify, in one word,...

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Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French ...

Theory Of Evolution Challenged By French Chef; Cites Role Of Food And Wine

While The Theory of Evolution has received numerous challenges since Darwin proposed it, none seems to have taken the scientific community with such devastating surprise as the theory recently proposed by a French...

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