The Topless CPA

Todd, out of town on business and looking for a bit of comfort, knew he was in trouble when the topless dancer he just couldnt say no to slipped his next twenty into her silver garter, and, with a twinkle in her green eyes, asked, Would you like to go to the champagne room? Its more private in...

Humor 2135 Words

Big Brother 7 – Meet the Contestants ...

Big Brother 7 – Meet the Contestants – Part One

The seventh series of reality TV show Big Brother opened to a record television audience of 8.1 million on 18 May and placed 14 contestants in the goldfish bowl environment for 13 weeks, the longest stint ever.

Here are...

Celebrities 486 Words

Abstract Photography

Abstract photography and abstract art are very popular and involve a merchandise trade of billions of dollars over a century. Most art galleries and exhibitions as well as photography events are never complete without a section on this form of depiction.

Every year thousands of art...

Poetry 525 Words

The TOP 50 WAYS to Survive College for the ...

The TOP 50 WAYS to Survive College for the First-Time-Off-To-College Kid

1.Never miss a meal you might regret it later that hour.
2.Park your car accessibly close.
3.Dont park in timed zones (2 hour, etc.) parking overtime adds up.
4.Dont park in No Parking zones ...

Humor 1223 Words

The Superior Mind — Man vs. Mouse

Ive never thought of myself as a brave man, but its nice to know if youll be able to handle yourself in a dangerous situation. One morning on my drive to work such an occasion occurred. I was cruising down the road and singing off-key to the radio when I suddenly had the gut wrenching feeling...

Humor 737 Words

Abstract Art

Nonrepresentational or nonobjective art is not an invention of the twentieth century. A number of cultures, like the Islamic and Jewish, have developed over the centuries a high standard of decorative or non-figurative art forms. Today, abstract art is generally understood to be the form of art...

Poetry 469 Words

The Power of Humor

What can you do with humor?

Sure you can have fun with itor else why do people pay for the comedy shows and those comedy channels? You can also use it reduce tension, find a great bargain, keep your children in their seatsyou name it. There are a thousand and one use of humor, but it...

Humor 448 Words

The Perks of Global Warming

Marya Mannes once wrote, The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future. Obviously Ms. Mannes preferred the status quo – health, sanity, logic, blah, blah, blah. Why? Green House Roulette...

Humor 763 Words

The Party Store

Every now and then I like to frequent our local liquor store to stock my bar. Our neighborhood store is nothing special, but has what I need when I need it. I have never paid a whole lot of attention to the sign as I entered the establishment. The sign clearly states that not only do they...

Humor 561 Words

About Sterling Silver

Sterling silver is a material that can be used for a variety of purposes, fitting to use form almost any event, and comes in many different quality levels and prices range, some people like to use sterling silver beads to create their own unique jewelry.

The sterling silver is commonly...

Poetry 506 Words

The Origins Of Spring-Cleaning, Or Along ...

I always know when April makes its yearly debut without consulting the calendar because my wife usually says, Lets clean out the garage today. Trust me on this one, it is no April fools joke, but someone gets fooled. And believe me, Im just not anybodys fool. Im my wifes fool.

Somehow,...

Humor 922 Words

The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of ...

The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A New Script?

First, we learned to say and spell the puppets name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullahs knee. We have been patient, like any fair-minded audience, but the more...

Humor 658 Words