More things I have learned

Growing old does have one benefit … experience. So, I am continuing here to share my vast pool of knowledge. Of course my girlfriend can’t resist telling me I need to clean the pool, but heres the list anyway.

1. If you do anything that gets your hands wet, soapy or dirty,...

Humor 321 Words

Montana People: Weird In Their Own Special ...

We have all heard tales of strange people living in Montana; the Unabomber, the freedom militias, the poor sods stuck in the Federal Witness Protection Program.

I assure you the majority of people living in Montana are friendly, polite, are reasonably sane, and will go out of their way to...

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2006 Top Fashion Trends For Kids

The biggest trend for 2006 is that kids are more fashion-consciousat earlier ages. You may have seen those ads for Old NavyGet your Fash On? Theyre aimed at pre-teenswho are absorbing the message. Many of us didnt care about fashion until we hit high schooluntil then, we wore whatever T-shirts,...

Poetry 536 Words

Money-Saving Tricks for Creating Halloween ...

Whether you plan to take the kids trick-or-treating or have a large-scale party, there are many creative ways to make this Halloween unforgettable.

Creating your own Halloween essentials is a great way to have a unique celebration while saving money. Perfect Glue, a great resource for...

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Misspelled Scriptures

One way to confirm that cyberspace is the great equalizer is to observe the quality of editing that exists …

I am truly amazed at the mangling endured by the English language on a significant number of sites. It’s fair to assume that this malady has its roots in short...

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Milk Goats – Know Thy Enemy

Patience may be a virtue, but laughter is the only way to survive goat milking. You can strive for the perfect fencing. You must aim for good nutrition. But, dont kid yourself. When it comes to milking, you do not get the last word.

When I decided to add milk goats to my backyard farm I...

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1970s Classic Television On DVD Bring ...

1970s Classic Television On DVD Bring Variety Stars Like Sonny And Cher Back To Fans

Imagine a family, all sitting around the TV, possibly the only TV in the house. Dad is holding the remote control, which everyone refers to as the clicker. The remote has only two functions. One of the...

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Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft ...

Microsoft Vista To Support Only Microsoft Products; Denies Monopolistic Intent

Microsoft announced today that its new Vista operating system would support only products made by Microsoft.

The announcement immediately set off a tsunami of furious responses from all the other...

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Big Brother 7 – Half Term Report Part ...

Big Brother is entering the half-way stage so here is a short round-up of five of the remaining nine established characters and how they fair in the betting market.

Aisleyne
Current Odds: 20/1

Aisleyne was voted into the house next door but will return to the main compound...

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Microsoft Postpones Plan To Introduce At ...

Microsoft Postpones Plan To Introduce At Least One Original Idea

Imagine the complexities, not to mention the complexes, attendant to being the worlds largest software manufacturer when your principal original idea so far has been a cheaper price than Apple?

Microsoft may well...

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Mexico Solves Immigration Problem; Becomes ...

In a startling announcement, President Vicente Fox of Mexico revealed that his nation has solved its immigration problem with the U. S. by requesting annexation as a province of China. As a result of its new status, a plentitude of domestic jobs will be available.

He made the surprise...

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700 Sundays Tickets – See Billy ...

700 Sundays Tickets – See Billy Crystal At His Best

700 Sundays tickets offer something for everyone – comedy, top-notch theater, story-telling, memories, nostalgia and more. Of course, all of this is brought to you by one of the living entertainment legends of our time...

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