Mexican Immigrants Flock To National Guard; ...

Mexican Immigrants Flock To National Guard; Hope To Patrol Border

Mexican immigrants, upon hearing of President Bushs intention to send the National Guard to patrol our borders with Mexico, flocked to Guard headquarters across the nation to sign up for duty.

While waiting in line,...

Humor 205 Words

Met Meets Greece’s Request; Returns ...

The Metropolitan Museum of Art, having recently agreed to return one of the finest vases in its collection from the Classical Age of Ancient Greece, has also consented to return the collected toilet seats from the ancient Cretan port city of Ephesus.

The decision has come as a welcome...

Humor 231 Words

Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room

A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attach case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, Nurse, I need help!

The noise woke her up, and she said, What?

This is an emergency! he said.

Youll have to take your place in line, she informed...

Humor 1417 Words

80’s TV Brings Laughter And Action To ...

Thank goodness for television DVDs and reruns featuring the 1980s television classics many of us fell in love with and still enjoy watching today. Thank goodness too for the blogs dedicated to discussing and reliving some of the greatest moments in television history that were made by the...

Poetry 843 Words

Malice In I Wonder Who I Am Land

For many years I maintained confidence in my personal identity. I knew exactly who I was and was quite comfortable in my skin. Although, I must confess my skin used to fit me better than it does these days.

Recently several things happened to shake this confidence in my person. I dont...

Humor 910 Words

Living Humour: Squeezing the Juice from Life

Rammy JohnsonFacts, oddities, incidental details: these are only some of the few things I examine in the following twenty features I have come up with concerning life and all its intricacies. Some will make you laugh, others will make you scratch your chin, but whatever your behaviour, each and...

Humor 754 Words

Big Brother 7 – Half Term Report Part ...

Big Brother is entering the half-way stage so here is a short round-up of four of the nine established characters and how they fair in the betting market.

Pete
Current Odds: 1/2

Pete has remained the undisputed favourite to win Big Brother ever since he fell down the stairs...

Celebrities 516 Words

Katana master

This story took place in feudal Japan in the 18th century. An ordinary servant put a noble guest into a rage. The offended said the host should teach his servant a good lesson, which back then certainly meant death for the servant. The host had no right to disobey this tradition.

The man...

Humor 453 Words

12 Quick Scrapbooking Ideas To Add Interest ...

12 Quick Scrapbooking Ideas To Add Interest To Your Page Layouts

Sometimes all a scrapbooking page needs is just a simple accent or element to add interest to the layout or to enhance the photographs. Here are a few quick and easy ideas you can use on your scrapbook pages today.

1....

Poetry 517 Words

Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!

Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!

(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the sixth installment; previous ones are presented on this site or below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one or more.)

“Good. You wont be...

Humor 2224 Words

Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How

Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How

installment; previous ones are presented on this site or at newslaugh.com below each new installment, in case you miss one or more.)

Then he headed for the door, as Melanie went upstairs. He drew it open, and said, Dan, my boy, come...

Humor 1782 Words

Just Say No To Sex

(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the second installment; previous ones are included on this site, in case you miss one.)

“They all seem impressively genuine in their intentions,” Dr. Coburn replied. “As young people are prone to do,...

Humor 2184 Words