Gossip: What People Say About It

We decided, at a readers request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it. We decided, at a readers request, to write about gossip and, along the way, to note what others have gossiped about it.

What might one say under the influence of a...

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Gone Fishing For Trivia

1. We all know that fish travel in schools, but do you know some other plural fishey names?
A. Clutch
B. Shoal
C. Draft
D. Wave
E. All of the above
F. None of the above
G. B and C

G. B and C
TBD: It should have been wave though, don’t...

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Big Brother 6 – Sam Heuston

Despite being the best looking girl in Big Brother 6, sexy Sam Heuston was voted out third, lasting a total of 22 days and despite describing herself as “the horniest girl youve ever met”, bisexual-by-numbers Sam was quite dull in the house and couldn’t even tempt eventual...

Celebrities 477 Words

Getty Museum Decides To Donate Its Building ...

The J. Paul Getty Trust has agreed to return “significant objects” to Italy from its collection of Etruscan and Roman art, including “several masterpieces.” It appears that many objects in the museum were looted from Italy and made their way to the museum though illicit...

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Getting Together With Your Girlfriends

Sixty-one percent of women report they get more laughs from the time they spend with their girlfriends than from anything else they do. Female friendships are a constant source of amusement and inspiration and, according to a recent survey commissioned by Red Bicyclette wines, 82 percent of...

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Gas Prices Go “Gas-tronomical!”

Recently, the price of gas has gone up approximately three or four times a day, depending on how energetic the person is who climbs up and changes the prices at your favorite filling station, until the only word for the skyrocketing astonishment is “gas-tronomical!

President Bush...

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Barry Manilow – Singer And Songwriter ...

Barry Manilow – Singer And Songwriter Extraordinaire Returns To The Stage

For generations, Barry Manilow has been singing his way into the hearts of millions of people from every corner of the globe. His songs are anthems for couples in every time zone, and his songwriting acumen is...

Celebrities 634 Words

Freedoms Walk. Narrower But Better Than ...

Freedoms Walk. Narrower But Better Than Seeing It Blown Up

Today Americans, who hope to stand for freedom to an expectant world, enjoy it along a narrower walk than ever. In fact, sometimes it seems as if we have to scrunch our shoulders together to keep going and at times turn to the...

Humor 358 Words

Free goughnuts

One night after spending hours in our local club and consuming large amounts of alcohol me and a few of my friends were on the way to a well know fast food chain outlet to get some food. At the doors we were stopped by a homeless guy asking us to donate him some money in order for him to get...

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France Attacks Iran: U. S. And Britain Object

France, casting aside its usual insistence on diplomacy, even when its obvious to every person who happens to be alert that it cant work, finally grew impatient with Irans centrifuge-rattling behavior and launched a unilateral attack on it.

As French mirage jets swooped down on Irans...

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For single or for sfigati there is a virtual ...

For single or for sfigati there is a virtual companion

How long are you single? From what you see a girl on your bed, if only to sleep? Well Drew Burrows evidently a long time, since he is the inventor of virtual girl. The only flaw is that it is not in three dimensions , but the benefits...

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Flash Gordon helps the universe

Flash Gordon moaned. His life had changed a lot lately. In charge of a novel and dangerous assignment utilizing spacecraft with a mad professor and a gorgeous woman, he then was said that the father he had thought long dead was a prisoner of Ming The Merciless, a rather unsavoury guy on this...

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