Im telling you affordable degrees are the wave of the future. Do you remember how when all your drone friends were slaving away at their universities with less money than the guy that sleeps in your hedges? Meanwhile, you laughed all the way to the bank every week with the sweet check you collected from the carwash? Well, its been awhile, since youve felt that sort of ability to condescend, but not for long. Lie to your friends and tell them that youre going to your grandmas for weekand then return with a PhD!
Thats right, someone finally got higher education right. Instead of learning thingsand paying someone to do it, you can just tell them what youve learned and then collect the appropriate degree. Its genius and affordable. This exciting program also will only sideline you for five days. I know its a week and thats pretty irritating, but depending on your current level of knowledge you can walk away from that week with an associate, bachelor, masters or even a PhD.
The only problematic aspect that I can see in the beautiful concept is that you need to know things in order to actually get your affordable degree in five days. I mean, I know a couple...