Airhead Behavior Becomes New Human Norm As Underachievement Reaches New Heights
Today, look high and low, and what do you see? Airhead behavior in fact, so much of it that its threatening to become the new human norm. What is going on here? And can we find hope anywhere?
Yes. Where, you may ask? Well take a look.
But to infuse the proceedings with appropriate levity, lets first present NewsLaughs Ten Slams For New Heights In Underachievement.
Then well turn to those gifted and resilient human beings who refuse to partake in the worldwide slide toward the moronic and, instead, valorously persist in their commendable quest for overachievement.
Here are Ten Slams For New Heights In Underachievement
1. The insurgents in Iraq, for explosively undermining the peaceful and progressive rebuilding of their own country, along with terrorists everywhere, for cloaking murder with religious-speak apparently without realizing that their verbal yip God is great and operational guideline Life is cheap are at idiotic odds with each other, since, if God is great, Hed only make great things, just alike a great dumbbell maker would only make great...