America, which has sacrificed the lives of its citizens and its material plentitude more selflessly than any other nation in history to come to the assistance of other countries, noted the astonishingly heated negative commentary about it emanating from virtually every corner of the globe and has decided to sue the rest of the world on the grounds of ungrateful behavior.
The President said, You cant just go out there and sacrifice your sons and daughters lives and expend so much of the national treasury and not get a little something back. Weve got sorrowful families all across the land, with whose losses I deeply sympathize, and we cant even afford to fix the potholes on federal highways. So what choice do we have? Were taking the ungrateful foreigners to court. Justice will be served. We merit and demand some praise here.
A grandmother for the plaintiff stated, My family has lost loved ones in three different wars and all in countries that I havent heard a good thing said in about America for years. When I take the stand, watch out. Im patriotic pissed.
The international court at The Hague has declined to take the case, primarily because it is in The...
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