It’s true.
Ducks hold meetings in the park. And they are remarkably similar to business meetings (held in conference rooms, for example).
Here’s what happens.
1) No one pays attention to anyone.
Every duck is looking in a different direction. Most don’t even appear to be part of the meeting. And none of them are watching the duck who is quacking. But they are all there because ducks have to know about everything that is happening in the park.
2) Ducks deliver lengthy monologues.
Expect to hear: “Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack. Quack.” Sure, this may last only half a minute but that’s a long time for a duck with an attention span of five seconds. It’s useful, however, because during this monologue the other ducks forget what they were going to say. So they begin quacking about something else.
3) More than one duck quacks at the same time.
Research on duck social dynamics has shown that this occurs because a) none of the ducks pay attention to the quacker, b) none of the ducks care about what the quacker is quacking, and c) none of the ducks have...