There are times in the corporate world where we may get frustrated with our boss. They may even say things we may agree with, but sometimes they wont even make sense.
The following statements are from memos or emails from some well known national and international businesses. The names of the businesses have been removed to avoid any unintentional embarrassment.
As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks.
What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter.
How long is this Beta guy going to keep testing our stuff?
E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business.
This project is so important, we can’t let things that are more important interfere with it.
Quote from the boss: “Teamwork is a lot of people doing what ‘I’ say.”
My sister passed away and her funeral was scheduled for Monday. When I told my boss, he said she died so that I would have to miss work on the busiest...