I know, its disgusting to think about. But thats what I was born to do and Im proud of my accomplishments. I am your vacuum cleaner.
If they made quality TV shows about home appliances Id be featured on Dirty Jobs. I get to make a lot of noise and eat a lot of different stuff, but most of that stuff is so gross you wouldnt feed it to your worst enemy. Yet you give it to me and expect me to be happy about it. Good thing for you its built into my circuits to take your gross dirt and fuzz and really chew it up.
Sometimes I get sick and cough out some residual dust. But we all take ill sometimes, so just give me a good cleaning and a little medical repair and Ill probably be back on my rollers in no time.
I carry around a lot of heavy baggage. The Old Bag hangs on my back all the time keeping my hard earned dust piles off your floor. You wouldnt believe some of the stuff in there. Missing a wedding ring? Why not try checking the old bag first? Theres probably money in there, too.
Hollywood tried to have a human emulate me once. Mrs. Conehead seemed to be doing a good job sucking up the dirt with that vacuum hose, but she did a horrible job of containing...
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