Step right up, folks. Heres your internet success story. Heres the cheap web host, Cheapie. Heres the Get Rich Quick promo, the GRQ. And heres the optimization guru, Guru. Let me shift them around like so. Choose one for your internet success.
Cheapie? Thats only $4.95 a month that you can lose. Plus hundreds of hours and months and months of your time figuring out how to set up a web site and make it successful. No thank you.
GRQ? Its a great idea. But ask for a list of 100 or more verifiable success stories, preferably before you sign up. Oops there are none? Surprise, surprise. The GRQ promo is particularly depressing because it appeals to the unsophisticated internet user via massive advertising campaigns.
So Guru must know something. Divide your text by 8.63, add a factor of keywords equivalent to the density of Mars in the first quadrant, and voila! Failure, total failure.
How do I know? Ive tried them all. Ive spent more money on the internet shell game than I would admit to anyone. None of them work.
Like you, I would like a really super easy, super cheap, super quick way of making my millions on the internet.
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