Here are some funny baseball quotes that made me laugh.
Funny Baseball Quotes A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. Earl Wilson
When they start the game, they don’t yell, “Work ball.” They say, “Play ball.” Willie Stargell,
1981 When we played softball, I’d steal second base, feel guilty and go back. Woody Allen
A baseball park is the one place where a man’s wife doesn’t mind his getting excited over somebody else’s curves. Brendan Francis
There have been only two geniuses in the world. Willie Mays and Willie Shakespeare. Tallulah Bankhead
Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It’s the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot. Dick Gregory
What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the World Series? No cubs. Harry Caray
Confucius say: Baseball wrong – man with four balls cannot walk. Author Unknown
With the money I’m making, I should be playing two positions. Pete Rose, 1977
Andre Dawson has a bruised knee and is listed as day-to-day....
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