It’s My Body; I’ll Exercise It If I Have To
Lately, I have noticed a lot of news regarding all aspects of the body. According to one report I read, this is a multibillion dollar-a-year business. I never knew my body was worth so much money. Im tempted to sell it, or at least rent it out on a part-time basis.
I did not know how big of a deal this was until one night this past week I had a little trouble sleeping.
One reason I have trouble falling asleep is my deep fear of falling. Actually, its not the fall that worries me so much as that sudden stop. For some inexplicable reason I always stop three inches past the floor.
I would not worry so much about falling asleep if I knew I was going to fall on my pillow instead of the floor. However, I cant count on anything these days. Not even my fingers.
I once woke up in the middle of the night engaged in a vicious life or death pillow fight. Unfortunately, the pillow won and I cannot find anyone to take my case.
I did find one lawyer but he was three-sheets-to-the-wind and my case was no breeze.
One fear I have in the middle of the night is falling into the hands of some...