Just Say No To Sex. Dr. Coburn Shows You How!
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the fourth installment; previous ones are presented below each new installment, in case you miss one or more.)
“But before I move on to the next section,” Dr. Coburn told Dan, “let me point out that you actually have, not just three, but an entire armory of defensive words you can turn to.
How do you figure?
Consider all the things that you immediately associate with the words I gave you. For example, take Tyrannosaurus Rex. What comes to mind?
Fossils,” Dan replied tentatively.
Good. And?
Bones.
Very good, Dr. Coburn commended him. Now try Texaco.
Gasoline.”
And Mexico?
Taco? Dan wondered.
Terrific!
Oh, I get it, he said. Taco, burrito, old bones, gasoline, self-service!”
Right! And whats the principle behind what weve just discovered? The core words of your defensive system have ancillary associations that you can hurl against an encroaching enemy when and if the need should arise.
Wow, talk about empowerment! I can think...