Just Say No To Sex. Dr. Coburn Shows You How! (Installment 1)
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the first installment; previous installments will also be on this site , in case you miss one.)
Excellent, Dan! See you today for your first class, Dr. Richard Coburn told the universitys star football player, who had just called to sign up for the doctors controversial course in abstinence, which was based on his hot new book, Just Say No To Sex. Since Dan Fox, like many a star athlete, was much beloved by the girls, his call had surprised even the ebulliently confident doctor.
Just as Dr. Coburn hung up, his lovely and voluptuous daughter, who was also his prize student, returned from class, pausing just long enough to wave good-bye to the latest throng of male admirers who hooted from a passing convertible.
Hi, bye! she called, and closed the door, a bit exhausted by another day of fending off the romantic wiles of ever-hopeful young men. Hi, Daddy! she said, and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
Hello there, Mel, he replied. The usual crop of overheated admirers?
I’m sorry, she told him, but I just...