Just Say No To Sex; Dr. Coburn Shows You How!
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the sixth installment; previous ones are presented on this site or below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one or more.)
“Good. You wont be sorry. She knows the material very nearly as well as I do. With that, he handed Dan the issue of Playboy, and said, Review the material while I get her.
Yes, doctor, Dan replied, and accepted his assignment.
He looked over the centerfold, while Dr. Coburn went to get his guest instructor.
I like this course! Dan exclaimed to himself.
Then, glancing around to make sure he was all alone, he took out his cell phone and made a call. In hushed tones, he said, Hey, Eddie, baby, guess what? And then he intentionally mispronounced the doctors name. Today, Cockburn is gonna have Melanie give me a private lesson …. I kid you not …. Come on, double or nothing. Fifty bucks says I make it with her …. Deal!… Well, maybe not today, but you can kiss your fifty smackers good-bye. Just then Melanie tapped on the door. Gotta go now, he said, and concluded...