Just Say No To Sex. Dr. Coburn Shows You How
(Extended spoof, presented In 10 installments of 4 pages each. This is the third installment; previous ones are available on this site and presented below each new installment at NewsLaugh, in case you miss one or more.)
He closed it, thought for a moment, and recomposed himself. Then he walked to the bookshelf, took down another copy of his work, autographed it, and headed for the den with it.
All signed up? he asked.
Yes, sir, Dan replied. She took care of everything. Even gave me a copy of your book.
Good, he said. But I have a special inspiration for you. He held out the copy of the book he had signed. An autographed copy.
Gee, thanks, Doctor Coburn, Dan said, and took it. He read the inscription aloud. “To Dan Fox: I know you can do it, kid. Abstinently yours, Dr. Coburn. Wow, dynamite! Dan exclaimed. I really appreciate this.
My pleasure, Doctor Coburn told him. In the beginning, you and I will work one on one. Got it?
Yes, sir. Sounds great. Good. Then, as you make progress, Melanie can lend a hand.
But, Daddy! she objected. ...