Man Loses Memory; Shows Up At Emergency Room

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A frantic businessman rushed into the emergency room, threw his attach case on the reception desk, and exclaimed, Nurse, I need help!

The noise woke her up, and she said, What?

This is an emergency! he said.

Youll have to take your place in line, she informed him.

What line? he replied, looking around. The place is empty.

Oh, she admitted, and held out her hand. Can I have your insurance card?

Sure, he said, whats that?

Proof that you have health insurance.

Oh, proof, he said.

Just then a door flew open and a man was wheeled across the room on a table, accompanied by a doctor with a notepad.

Relax, the doctor told him. Its only a heart attack.

But I need help, now, or I could die, the man informed him.

Dont be silly, the doctor replied. I already gave you aspirin. That increases survival rate by an average of 33.3%. Now, I have to ask you some questions. Up to four blood vessels in your heart may need replacement.

So?

Your insurance only covers two. I need your permission to do the others.

OK, OK! the man consented.

Good, the doctor acknowledged. Now, would you like...

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