Near Loss Of Life And Limb Averted By Miracle Device..
I know this is going to sound strange to you, but the other day I almost killed myself at home, doing something I have done quite often now for the past 20 years. See, I was trying to find a old photo album in my bedroom, and since I was having trouble, I got a bit frustrated and decided to clean.
Well, here is where I made my first mistake. I opened up my closet door, a simple thing indeed, and one I have done all too often in the past. Inside I found what I was searching for, as the revered photo album, which weighed a good 3 pounds, came crashing down on my head!
After seeing stars, and picking myself up off the floor, realizing I wasnt dead, and a bit shaken up, I had to pause to remember what I was doing, and why I found myself in this position. That damn photo album hit me in the head, giving me not only a headache, but a chance to think about what had just gone wrong.
Well, I decided to fix this problem, being that Im so well organized (um, not really..) and do something about this quick. After all, I didnt like the hit I just received, so I put some thought into preparing a solution, when...