Roadmap to Riches Frank Thomas Packs a Chuck Norris Punch!
Chuck as always been known for his support of good moral character and achievements in helping the younger generation by keeping them out of trouble.
Folklore exemplifies how you shouldnt mess with Chuck Norris and the same facts could well apply to Frank Thomas!
-> When taking the SAT, write “Frank Thomas” for every answer. You will score over 8000.
-> Frank Thomas invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
-> On his birthday, Frank Thomas randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
-> Frank Thomas has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
-> Archeologists unearthed an old English dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined “victim” as “one who has encountered Frank Thomas”
-> Frank Thomas ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
-> Frank Thomas can drink an entire gallon of milk in thirty-seven seconds.
-> The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island
with Frank Thomas. There...