The crowd was enthusiastic as they wait for the keynote speaker to take the stage. Many waited all day to get in the door and this followed more than a year for this event. The production crew had come to expect the wild response as Ricky Sam Saboro makes his way to the stage and the lights focus on his industrial pocket protector and Blackberry.
Good evening, he begins, and then waits for the crowd to settle. Tonight we refuse to look to the future because the future is now.
Again the crowd erupts in applause and a standing ovation.
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At that point the assembly of Grand Techno-Geeks roar their approval and rush the stage for autographs. A few of the more sensitive ones cry as they promise to remember this event for the remainder...