Hey, theres a business card on my desk better follow up on it.
Hmmm, should I address you as Sir or Maam?
I see from the card that your name is Pat Smith. But is that Patricia or Patrick? Im afraid I dont know how to ask for you, and Id really hate to look foolish and ask for Ms.” Pat Smith if its supposed to be Mr.” Pat Smith and I dont see any kind of photo on your business card, which would help.
Bet you expected me to remember you, didnt you? I know, I know, my memory isnt what it used to be.
But look, I got this card yesterday. I think; dont know for sure, I was busy. I do remember that it was with a pile of other business cards on my desk.
You see, I forgot it was my bosss birthday, so I had to go get her cake, and Im afraid I didnt have time to file your business card when I got back to the office. Im sure it was important, which is why I might just send you an email
Except Im not sure if I got your email address right. I cant quite make it out.
Did you print these business cards yourself? Surely no professional printer would allow you to cram all that text onto one single card, especially that line where you...