Steven Hawking Asks How Human Race Can Survive. NewsLaugh Presents Ten Ideas Called Look, Dummy.
The brilliant British astrophysicist, Steven Hawking, has invited people to submit suggestions to his Website via Yahoo on how the human race might last another hundred years. Given that the dinosaurs lasted about 150 million years and were worried about making it given our 100,000-year-or-so history to a mere 100,100, we decided we must, after all, be even less perspicacious about what it takes to survive than the lofty dinos.
To moderate any possible abbreviation of our stay, we thought wed present ten ideas that we call Look, Dummy.
Since one of the delights of writing this informed laugh fest is knowing we dont have a single reader who could be even remotely described as a dummy, these ideas are obviously intended for your amusement but might also serve as a convenience when you come across people who seem to have a certain impenetrability when it comes to what is gaspingly obvious.
1. Look, Dummy: A tree. You cant make one, so dont cut them all down.
2. Look, Dummy: A fish. You cant make one either, so dont catch them all.
3. Look,...