In a not too distant neighborhood, someone is ranting and raving about their newspaper subscription. Someone else is hollering out the window for them to shut up while you are sitting at your computer enjoying a cup of coffee or some other pick me up. If you had bothered to listen closely, you may have heard the following:
1. The delivery boy throws the newspaper everywhere but where it needs to go.
2. The ink stains not only my hands, but my table and who wants to sit at a table that looks like a police fingerprinting station.
3. When I miss something in the news, I have to order it then wait for it to come through the mail.
4. Newspaper clippings are a pain in the a*# to clip! I never seem to cut my squares in a straight line or I have to cut around something I dont want or worse yet, I cut something that I wanted to save which appears on the other side.
5. My dog needs therapy as a result of his newspaper memories. Sorry Ralphie, you should have stayed on the paper!
6. My family doesnt bother picking it up, putting it back together and throwing it out!
7. I can never seem to find what I am looking for.
8. Sometimes...
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