The Illogical Puppet Of Iran: Any Chance Of Getting The Little Guy A New Script?
First, we learned to say and spell the puppets name: Armadinejad. Not exactly Smith. Then we watched him perform upon a crafty mullahs knee. We have been patient, like any fair-minded audience, but the more we listen, the more we realize that the puppet has a script that just doesnt make sense.
He raises one hand and, without the mullah appearing to move his own lips, practiced ventriloquist that he is, little Armadinejad threatens to wipe Israel off the map and blusters against anyone in the audience we disagrees with his absurdly unachievable goal. No sooner does he do that than he raises his other hand and announces that he has the right to nuclear technology but only for peaceful purposes.
The audience is finally beginning to lose patience with the nonsensical but dangerous show. Some members of the audience have become so alarmed that theyre stamping their feet and demanding a new script. A few have even said if they dont get one they may decide to knock down the little puppets playhouse.
Poor little Armadinejad. We certainly wouldnt want such a tragic thing to...