Youve heard of The South Beach Diet and The Mayo Clinic Diet but have you ever heard of The Influenza Diet? If not, you are missing out on a real treat and a terrific opportunity to help you lose and keep off those excess holiday pounds. By the way, it isnt a diet that you can readily plan on starting, but it is one that forces itself upon you quietly and suddenly.
Tis the season to put on weight! Yes, there is something about the month of December that convinces people that what they eat during that month will soon be forgotten by January. Youve heard the joke: December calories do not get counted! Okay then, when your scale shows your weight has shot up by 13 lbs., who [or what] are you going to say counted the excessive baggage now resting around your gut? Hmmm?
Here a diet, there a diet So, which diet are you going to try? One that omits carbs? Another that restricts sweets? A third one that requires you to sip, not eat your daily nutritional intake? Sounds like fun for someonemaybe the author of the book [or her publisher], the diet club, or the gym pushing the diet.
Did you get your flu shot yet? If you got a flu...