Spend the whole day before the event organising your clutter. In and out of the loft, back and forth to the shed. All those arguments about what can and can’t go.
Clean your clutter. Well you do want a good price for it at the car boot sale!
Check that your car can carry the huge weight of the clutter to your local car boot …
Check your cars tyres, check the petrol gauge. Complete all the rudimentary checks would normally undertake before going on a journey with half a ton of extra weight in the back.
Pack your car with the newly identified clutter.
Repack your car several times with the newly identified clutter until it actually fits.
Unpack your clutter when you realise your partner will not be able to get in the car.
Optional – Repack your car but leave several items out so your partner can get in the car. Or, buy a bigger car (or van, or lorry).
Plan your route. Take into consideration the extra time needed to travel this distance. There will be several thousand other cars doing the same journey.
Congratulations! – So, you’re ready for the off in the morning. It’s only...