The TOP 50 WAYS to Survive College for the First-Time-Off-To-College Kid
1.Never miss a meal you might regret it later that hour.
2.Park your car accessibly close.
3.Dont park in timed zones (2 hour, etc.) parking overtime adds up.
4.Dont park in No Parking zones parking tickets add up and have to be paid before next semesters registration.
5.Dont park in Tow Away zones towing fees are hard to come by.
6.Take the bus.
7.A fine-point Sharpie is the best thing to use for signing autographs.
8.A fine-point Sharpie is the best thing to use for signing casts.
9.A fine-point Sharpie is the best thing to use for signing Im a friend when you need one cards.
10.Staplers can be used to repair the hem on your jeans.
11.Staplers can NOT be used to repair a torn dress or bra strap.
12.Staple removers make great ice tongs for tiny ice cubes.
13.Staple removers are almost worthless for removing heavy-duty staples, whether they are in paper or your drunk roommates eyeball.
14.The smell of the contents of a laundry bag is proportional to the height of the guest you just brought in your dorm room compared to...