Traveling can be a humbling experience, particularly when you travel to a foreign country. Such experiences, of course, give rise to travel jokes.
Travel Jokes
1. Three brothers are sitting at the bar in a Moscow establishment. An older man is sitting at a table behind them and has obviously had too much vodka. He stands, walks up to the first brother and says,
Your mother is a vicious, greedy woman!
The brother tells him to shut up and go sit down.
After about 5 minutes, the old man stands and walks up to the second brother,
I sleep with your mother whenever I want!
Disgusted, the brother tells the old man to bugger off.
A few minutes later, the old man stands and starts walking towards the third brother. All three brothers turn around and yell,
Dad, go home!
2. Youre at a bad hotel when the bed mint moves.
3. Visi, Vermini, Vomnui I visited, I freaked, I threw up.
4. The Presidents Vacation
George and Laura Bush take a vacation to Crawford and decide to go the grocery store. In the checkout line, Laura recognizes the man working at the register as an old high school boyfriend....