I have this friend Ryan and hes a real lunatic. I mean you see this guy coming and the first thing you need to do is lock up your children. Hes not even one of those sociopaths that moves around clandestine, posing as a harmless B-type personality. Typically I support openness and think that cloaked intentions raise the potential harm factor exponentially; but, in regards to sociopaths, I like it when they dont wear their emotions on their sleeve. One way or another theyll screw up the lives of those around them, but until that time lets just enjoy things as if all is well. Anyways, Ryan isnt like that. Also, Ryan is a really good friend of mine (unfortunately).
Anyways, Ryan and I took our dates to prom together when we were in high school. Im not sure how you felt about prom, but I dont need to put on a tux and rent limo to engage in multiple counts of sinful behavior. I guess, the ladies do, because thats exactly what we ended up doing. I dont need to get too far into the dreary details of the evening, but suffice to say that Ryan and I needed desperately to make new plans for the following year.
The way that we went about figuring out how exactly to...