Have you seen the ad for the sex toy called Auto Suck? It goes like this:
“Enjoy your drive with the ideal mate! Plugs into any car or truck lighter for some hot roadway action. Make sure to keep one hand on the wheel and one eye on the road as the auto suck makes that long commute or road trip much more bearable. *Warning: this unit may cause ejaculation. This may be difficult to explain to your insurance company. Use at your own risk!”.
Okay, Im not a prude and I know everyone is entitled to good sex, I understand its our right and Im all for it, but please….Is it really safe or necessary to use one of these units while driving? I think not! Look at the distraction problems we already face on the roads everyday. All the fancy billboards and roadside signs that flash or scroll. The idiots who just have to be on their cells phones while driving just to mention a few. Now, throw in a portable sex toy like the Auto Suck and Im scared to death to be out on the road!
Seriously, and answer honestly, how many of you can keep your eyes open when you are having an orgasm? Come on, its like sneezing, you just cant do it! So lets give this toy to...
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