A party is not a party without a gate crasher; uninvited guests seem to appear more at weddings than that of other celebrated events. You will know of a Wedding Crashers presence by his/her supping of your beer and the filling of their belly with wedding cake.
Wedding crashers have the audacity to join in with your celebrations uninvited, the mere cheek of it but you have to give it to them for having the guts to attend the party without an invitation.
How you tackle the wedding crasher is up to you but heaven forbid should he/she be the size of the hulk then approach with care. Wedding crashers are cunning when providing you with an explanation as to who they are, expect the answer to be something like, don’t you recognize me its Joe, Joe Bloggs cousin of and so and so.
The bride and groom is easily side tracked in believing the wedding crasher due to the fact that mum/dad did have relations that they had never met.
A good way for the wedding crasher to gain entry to the reception is to soften the happy couple up with a gift; you will find this usually does the trick.
Most wedding crashers excuse for attending the party is to say they are...